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Funny SMS
Kash tum bakre hote,Main tumhe ghass khilata or pyar se tumare seeng hilata or puchta.... Btmeez, duffer kon? Tum ya Main?or tum pyar se bolte,Mai Mai...
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BirthDay SMS
Always ask God 2 giv u wat u deserve,not wat u desire,it is bcoz ur desires may b few but u may deserve a lot more.. may god fill ur life with joy..happy bday
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Festivals SMS
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye,
"Happy Diwali"
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Friendship SMS
LIC launches New Frienndship Policy JEEVAN DOST Assured Friendship 4 whole life.At a Premium of just1 SMS dailyto register Smile now.
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Love SMS
Perfect love is not recieving, its giving and forgiving. Perfect love is not red roses on valentine day, its the rest of the 364days of knowing u love some1.Perfect luv is not phnecalls n stolen kisses its silent smiles in the memory of ur sweatheart. Perfect luv is not grand wedding but spending a life 2gether. Perfect luv is not fight kiss n make up its luving the one who annoys the hell out of you.
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Poetry SMS
Hasino ka kafila MASJID ki taraf ja raha tha,hamne apni taraf bula liya. Ham toh barbaad ho hi chuke theKHUDA ko barbaad hone se bacha liya...Wallaaah
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Naughty SMS
Son:Muje circus dekhna hai.
Dad:Main busy hu.
Son:Waha 1 Nude Ladki Cheetah pe sawari karti hai.
Dad:Chalo chalte hai, kafi din hue Cheetah nahi dekha.
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Santa Banta SmS
Teacher:Aasman me udne wale birds eggs dete hai,jami pe rahne wali bache deti hai.Konsi chiz hai jo Asman me udti he par bache deti he?
Santa Singh - OJi ,"Airhostess" !!!!
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Classic SMS
SUCCESS IS A JOURNEY, NOT A DESTINATION. Ensure that you are on the right road, in the right direction--instead of just at the right speed.
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Morning SMS
Raat ne chaadar samet li hai..
Sooraj ne kiran bikher di hai..
Aao shukr ada karein hum USKA...
Jisne ye pyari si saver di hai...
Gud Morning Ji ...
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Night SMS
Someday somehow whatever u prayed for will Come True.It may not be in the exact time u wanted but it will be what God thinks is the best time 4 u.good night.
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Punjabi SMS
J YAAD ni krda ta ds BHULAYA v KiNu e,J Hasda ni Aap ta das RUVAYA v kiNu e..Tere jeha HEERA SmBhali Baithe han..J HOR BNA na skea ta das GUVAYA v kiNu e.
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HusbandWife SMS
Husband came from church,lifted his wife up & carried her around.
Wife: Did priest tel u 2 b romantic.
Husband: No he told me 2 carry my own sorrows...
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TimePass SMS
Meherban!Kadardan!Dekhiye Mere SMS ka kamal,Ghanti baji,Jamura ne Phone uthaya,Jamura ne SMS pada,Ab jamura Muskrayega or Sochega ki ab Ye SMS kise bheju
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IndependenceDay SMS
Happy B'DAY. Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day. Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY. No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY. Oh my god Happy NEW Year. Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY
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