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| 1 | BANTA : 'My Grand-Father Lived For 95 Years & He Never Used GLASSES...!
SANTA : "Yes, Lot Of People DRINK Directly From the Bottle.
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| 2 | 1 baar santa CALCUTTA gya. Wahan usne kisi se pucha ki yar yahan har naam ke piche 'da' kyön lagate hain?Use btaya gya ki 'da' kisi ko respect dene ke liye lagate hain.Jaise 'sunil da' 'saurav da'. Santa- bola oh-ho 'da' to hamare yahan punjab me bhi lagate hain, "KanjarDa" "HaramDA" "BhutniDa .
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| 3 | Santa:GOD! GIVE ME 1 bag FULL OF MONEY, A JOB, 1 BIG Vehicle FULL OF GIRLS, Plz GRANT MY wish. GOD:tathastu! He is a BuS CONDUCTOR NOW.Be specific.G¤¤d day.
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| 4 | Banta sante nu:-yaar sadi teacher kehndike MAJJ da dudh peen naal dimaag tej hunda hai
Santa-gapp mardi a, j eh gal hundi ta KATTA SCIENTIST lagya hunda
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| 5 | A girl said to Santa Singh-"Main tumhare bacche ki maa banna chahti hun..!!"Santa - "ha ha ha... Lekin mera to koi baccha hi nahi hai...$
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| 6 | Teacher:Aasman me udne wale birds eggs dete hai,jami pe rahne wali bache deti hai.Konsi chiz hai jo Asman me udti he par bache deti he?
Santa Singh - OJi ,"Airhostess" !!!!
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| 7 | Teacher: Santa ne Dopahar ko Khana khaya,iska Future Tense banao?
Banta: Santa Shaam ko potty karega.
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| 8 | Santa apne bete se- itne kam marks do thapad marne ka dil kar raha hai.
Beta- chalo papa maine to master ka ghar bhi dekh liya hai
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| 9 | Santa was driving car rashly.Traffic police caught him
Santa:sir,I m learning driving.
Police: Without instructor?
Santa:it is correspondence course...:-)
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| 10 | Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha:Upar kyon aaya?
Banta:Apple khane.
Bandar:Ye to aam ka ped hai.
Banta:Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon. Ha ha
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