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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

[ Nokia Club Bangladesh ] Intersting Definations (Funny )

Hi Friends
 
Nurse:
A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.
 Love Affairs:
Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more
popular than a five day test match.
 Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains
her masters.
Divorce: 
Future tense of Marriage.
 Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.
 Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the
notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
 Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
 Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the
biggest piece.
  Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
 Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later
on.
 Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
 Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
 Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
 Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
 Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
 Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing
can be done together.
 Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
 Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
 Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
 Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look
forward to the trip.
 Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
 Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not
injured yet."
 Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
 Father:
A banker provided by nature.
 Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
 Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
 Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
 Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
 
 
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