President Bush said clients shouldn't be concerned by all these bank closings. If the bank is closed, you just use the ATM, he said.
George Bush said that he is saddened to hear about the demise of Lehman brothers… His thoughts at this time "go out to their mother as losing one son is hard but
losing two is a tragedy."
There are 30 billion prime numbers below 700 billion. Rest are sub-prime.
How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.
From a trader: "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class.
The subject of the day is involuntary muscles.
The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."
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